बुधवार, 22 सितंबर 2010

Aaila ….! Hot seat par ganapati bappa….!

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Aaila ….! Hot seat par ganapati bappa….!
Chakashaundh bhare “ Kaun banega karodpati kwe flor par ekbaragi sukhkart a – dukhhaarta bhagwan sriganesh ko dekhkar karyakram ke prastutkarta mahanayak amitabh bacchan khud bhauchak the.Buddhi ke devta ko apnea age paakar unhe anterman se pranam kiya aur pal bhar me faisla lekar darshako ki or mukhatib ho gaye.Aam taur par sparsha me shamil logo ko pasina chhutta tha pa is baar baat kuchh alag thi.
“ Aaiye aap aur ham milkar khelte hai kaun banega karodpati …..” raubdar khanakati aawaz gunji big b ki aur hot seat par virajmaan ho gaye bhgvan.Mahanayak se jab raha na gaya tab apni chumbakiy aankho ki gahrai se jhankar pooch hi liya “ Siddhi vinayak! Aap to maya moh se pare hai, is dhan rashi ka kya karenge?” Lambodar bole,”Mujhe awashyakta paiso ki saare dukhi jano ki charity ke liye hogi.”
“To bhagvan … bees hazar ki rashi ke liye pahla sawal ye raha aapke samne… aur shuru ho gaya sawalo ka silsila.Aakhir hot seat par bhagvan the .. yaani vi ai pi ummidwar, so sawalo ki shuruat bees hazar ke pahle prashn se honi tay thi.Aaudiens ki taliya … bhav vibhor darshako ke utavlepan ke beech hi big b batate rahe ki “ kuli “ ki shooting ke dauran jab ve zindagi aur maut se jhoojh rahe the tab unhone kitna yaad kiya tha bhagvan ko! Khair… sawal hote rahe- berojgari, naitik mulyo ke patan , aabadi visfot ,insane duniya ke dukho ka hal, astik- nastik, pakhand aur baabaavad , chhadmadharm nirpekshta , aur bhi kai sawal. Buddhi ke devta ne saare sawalo ke jawab tapaak- tapaak se diye
( antaryaami jo thahre)!
Chek jamaa hote gaye aur fir gunji big bi kisammohak aawaz” aakhiri sawal… bhagwan, jo aapko dilayega ek karod ki rashi… ham chahte hai yah rashi peedit manvata ki seva me kaam aye.darshak harshatirek se gadgad hokar sri ganeshay namah aur kuchh to aarti karne ke mood me aa gaye the.Ek naujavan joro s jaighosh kar utha,” Ganpati bappa morya!”
Kamputer screen par bhagvan ! sawal ye raha aapke saamne- “ Dukhi insaano ka uddhar karne sabse sahi raast ain chharo me se kaun saa hai- a .Netao ko eemandaar banaaye bi. Swarg se devtao ko bulaya jaye si. Insaano ke liye moral sainsa ka kamlpalsari kors di. Parlay ke jariye maanav samuday ko sabak sikhaye.aapka samay shuru hota hai aab….!
Ghadi ki suiyo ki tik tik ke saath hi big bi soch rahe the “ sunami,Katrina ,bhookamp, baadh jwaal mukhi… ye sab kya mini parlay nahi hai?! Aur bhi pralay ki jaroorat hai kya?Bhagvaan ganesh ko soond khujate vichaarmagna dekhkar big bi me chhipa ankar shatiraana andaz me bol utha ,”Aap chahe to laif lain istemal kar sakte hai… fifty fifty, audiens pol. Flip or fon a friend.
“Amitabh mai srishtikarta brahma se baat karna chaahunga”bhagvaan sriganesh ne fon e friend ka option istemal karna chhah.” Brahmaa ji,kaun banega karodpati program se mai amitabh bacchan bol raha hu.brahma ji ne tatkaal aashirvad diya “ aayushyaman bhav”” srishtikarta !aaj hot seat par swayam mangalmoorti viraajman hai.we ek asawal ka jawab janna chahte hai aapse.Aapka sahi jawaab unhe dilayega do karod rupaye jo dukhi jano ka uddhar karne we charity me pradaan karenge.jawab ke liye aapko milenge sirf tees sekand.agli aawaj hogi bhagvan sri ganesh ki aur aapka samay shuru hota hai ab…
Bhagvan se poora sawal sunkar brahma ji ne doorbhashan par hi vighnaharta ke kaan phooke “paarvati sut ! aap bhi kaha phas gaye in insaaano ke mayajal me ? acche bahle bhagvan ke g red me ho ,suhata nahi kya ? bhool gaye… devtao ko jab shraap diya jaata hai tab unhe manav yoni me rahne ka dand prithvi lok par bhugtana padta hai?Tatkaal hi buddhidaata ka matha thanka,” Baap re !!!! ghor kaliyug me insaan ki jindagi jeene ka prarabdh! Dekhte nahimanokamnao ki tej aanch se devta bhi kaise bhage bhage phir rahe hai? Logo ne yahi sanajh rakha hai ki paap karo, phir daan punya ke bahaane chadhaavaa daalkar dharmatma hone ka sartifiket le lo.
Amitabh ki kamputer screen par bhagvan sri ganesh ka jawab ubhar chukka tha jise dekhkar we do karod ka chek sain karne lage the.brahma ji ka gurumantra pate hi ekaek bhagvan sriganesh anterdhan ho gaye.sar uthakar big bi ne jab dekha hot seat khali thi.Isi beech fastest finger first spardha ke pratibhaagiyo ka faisla bhi ho chukka tha.sawal ka jawab sabse pahle bajar jajaakar dene wal a jab uthkar aaya tab big bi ne dekha veena ki jhankaar ke saath hi aawaj gunjane lagti hai.. narayan… narayan…!.isse pahle ki or kooch kar gaye.
Audiens me baithe baithe akhbaarnavis ne saaf mahsoos kiya Mumbai ki baadh se mahangi moortiya dekhkar bhagvan sriganesh ka much kamala am aadmi ki tarah murjah gaya hai.yaha tak ki unka vahan mooshak raaj bhi besharmii se donation ki maang karate falte foolte koching sentre aur vidyarthiyo par choohe ki tarah prayog kiye jaane se dukhi tha.Big bi kebi si ke episod ki antim aupchariktaye poori kar rahe the aur akhbaarnavis soch raha tha “ agar budhhidata se kaha jaata ki saari duniya ka chakkar laga aao jai ski pauranik kathao me ham sabne padha hai , kya bhagvan sriganesh kamputar ka gol chakkar nahi laga lete?
Khair…do karod ka chek big bi ne kampani walo se baat kar mandir trast ko saup diya. Do din baad hi surkhiya akhbaaro me bani ki mandir ke ek trasti ne le liya do karod ke chek ka farzi bhugtaan.darasal us mandir me kuchh baras pahle aabhushano ki bhi chori ho gayi thi aur choro ka pata bhi aakhir tak nahi lag paya tha.farzi bhugtaan lekar us trasti ne kuchh logo ke saath milkar aabhushano ka guptadaan mandir me kar diya tha.
Aur ha… bhagvan sriganesh ji ne jo do karod ki rashi ke liye poochhe gaye big bi ke sawal ka jo jawab diya wah ankar ke kamputer me is tarah lok ho gaya ki screen par laana mushkil hai.esi stithi me agar jawab aapke dimag ki kamputer screen par kabhi ubhare to bataiyega jaroor ….shubh ratir… shabba kaair… end pleej … pleej… pleej… do do take very good keyaar of yourself…….
ki do laakh ka inam jeetne wale hot seat k eagle pratibhagi ka parichay we karate bazaar dab gaya., yaani sho ka samay samapt. Aur narayan… narayan.. ki awaj wale pratibhagi do lakh ki rashi lekar anjaan gantavya ki or kooch kar gaye.
Audiens me baithe akhbaarnavis ne assf mahsoos kiya ki Mumbai ki baadh aur apne mahangi moortiya dekhkar bhagvan sriganesh ka mukhkamal aam aadmi ki tarah murjhaya hai.yah tak ki unka vahan mooshakraj bhi besharmi se donation mki maang karte falte foolte koching senter aur vidyarthiyo par choohe ki tarah prayog kiye jaane se dukhi tha.big bi kebi si ke episode ki antim aupcharikytaye poori kar rahe the aur akhbaarnavis soch raha tha , “ agar buddhidaata se kaha jaat ki saari duniya chakkar laga aao jaisa ki pauranik kathao me ham sabne padha hai, kya bhagvaan ganesh kamputer ka ek gol chakkar nahi laga lete?
Khair… do karod ka chek big bi ne kampani walo se baat kar mandir trust ko saup diya. Do din baad hi surkhiya akhbaaro me bani thi ki mandir k eek trusti ne ne le liya do karod ke chek ka farji bhugtaan.darasalus mandir me kuchh baras pahle aabhushano ki chori ho gayi thi aur akhir tak choro ka pata nahi lag paaya tha.farji bhugtaan lekar us trasti ne kuchh logo ke saath milkar aabhushano ka guptadaan mandir me kar diya tha.
Aur ha…bhagvaan sriganesh ji ne jo do kaod ki rashi ke liye poochhe gaye big bi ke sawal ka jo jawab diya wah ankar ke kamputer me is tarah lok ho gaya ki screen par laana mushkil hai.eisi sthiti me agar aapke dimag ki kamputer screen par kabhi ubhare to bataiyega jaroor…… shubh ratri… shabba khair…. End pleej…pleej… pleej…do tek very gud keyar of yourself……
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